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Welcome to Critical Roast Coffee, where every sip is a power-up and every brew is a natural 20.
Whether you're deep in a dungeon crawl, grinding through side quests, or just trying to survive your Monday campaign, we've got the perfect potion to boost your stats.
☕️ S’MORELOCK — S’MORES FLAVORED COFFEE
Indulge in this decadent blend inspired by the boldness of a warlock and the comfort of a midnight campfire. S’morelock is a mischievously cozy roast infused with melted marshmallow fluff, silky chocolate, and a toasty graham-cracker finish, a flavor profile that feels like signing a delicious pact with your sweet tooth.
Perfect for adventurers who prefer their eldritch energy on the warm and gooey side, this brew summons a swirl of nostalgia with every sip. Whether you’re fueling an all-night session, journaling your grimoires, or roasting marshmallows over a fire fiend’s back, S’morelock promises a cup that’s equal parts comfort and chaos.
Tasting Notes:
✨ Toasted marshmallow
✨ Cocoa drift
✨ Golden graham crunch
✨ A hint of arcane mischief
Best For:
Warlocks, night owls, chaotic-good storytellers, and anyone who believes pacts should come with dessert.
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About Us
At Critical Roast Coffees, we embark on a quest to supply gourmet, artisanal small-batch coffees that elevate your coffee experience to legendary heights. Our dedicated team, much like brave adventurers, seeks out the finest beans from distant lands, ensuring each cup is crafted with meticulous care and magical flavor.
Unlike the mundane brews found in grocery stores, our premium quality and unique blends justify the higher price, offering a taste of adventure in every sip. Join us on this epic journey of exceptional coffee that delights the senses and champions sustainable practices!