Sisu’s Brewtality Blend
Max Caffeine Roast ☕💥🔥
 
No mercy. No decaf. No survivors.
 
This is Sisu’s Brewtality Blend, a savage strike of pure caffeine fury brewed in honor of our resident Tiefling Barbarian. It's a high-octane roast with maximum caffeine and zero chill—perfect for adventurers who wake up and choose reckless rage.
 
Expect bold, smoky depth with a punch of dark chocolate and a growl of roasted spice. This brew doesn’t whisper. It shouts, slams its mug on the table, and demands initiative.
 
🔥 Tasting Notes:
– Charred dark roast intensity
– Blackened cocoa & battle-scorched spice
– An unholy amount of caffeine
 
Not for the faint of heart (or the under-leveled), Brewtality Blend is made for those who go full rage before the first sip—and don’t stop until the boss fight is over.
 
⚔️ Brew hot. Drink fast. Rage responsibly.