☕️ DELICIOUS MOCKERY — CARAMEL PECAN FUDGE COFFEE
“A roast so decadent it will roast you right back.”
 
For those who like their brews bold, sweet, and just a little bit sassy, Delicious Mockery is the caffeinated comeback you didn’t know you needed. This luxurious blend swirls together buttery caramel, toasted pecans, and rich fudge into a cup that tastes like a gourmet dessert with a wicked sense of humor. Smooth, velvety, and utterly self-assured, it’s the perfect companion for mornings when you require a little extra bite, or evenings when you want to indulge in something that feels like a charismatic bard teasing you from across the tavern. Every sip is a reminder that confidence is a flavor… and this one is deliciously overwhelming.
 
Tasting Notes: ✨ Silky caramel ✨ Toasted pecan praline ✨ Dark fudge richness ✨ A wink of smug sweetness
 
Best For: Bards, charmers, chaotic schemers, and anyone who wants their coffee to talk back (politely… but with intent).
 
Sip boldly. Smirk often. Let the mockery begin.