Stat Block: Monday – Ceramic Mug
Available in 11oz & 15oz
Face your greatest foe with the only weapon that gives you advantage on waking up: coffee. This ceramic mug features a hilarious stat block for Monday reimagined as a D&D monster—complete with low charisma, high chaos, and a multiattack routine of Alarm Clock Screech and Existential Dread.
Crafted for caffeine-fueled adventurers, this mug is microwave- and dishwasher-safe, and comes in two sizes to match your level of emotional armor.
Because Mondays aren’t random encounters—they’re the final boss.
- Microwave-safe for easy heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for convenient cleaning.
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap