The Eldritch Roast
Italian Roast – Very Dark, Very Bold
 
From the inky depths of the coffee plane comes The Eldritch Roast—a brew so dark, so intense, it’s practically unspeakable. This Italian roast is bold enough to wake the Old Gods and smooth enough to keep you sane... mostly.
 
Crafted for those who laugh in the face of exhaustion and whisper forbidden incantations before their first sip, The Eldritch Roast delivers deep, smoky flavor with notes of charred oak, dark cocoa, and a hint of madness. One cup is enough to fuel your rituals. Two may alter your perception of time.
 
Tasting Notes:
🖤 Burnt Sugar
🌑 Charred Oak
🕯️ Dark Cocoa
📖 Unfathomable Energy
 
Suggested Class Pairing: Warlock, Necromancer, or Anyone Who Stares Into the Void Before 9 AM