Some mornings hit harder than a critical fail. Embrace your inner chaos gremlin with our “Crying is a Free Action” ceramic mug—featuring a bold graphic of a tragically rolled natural 1 on a D20. Whether you're facing an empty spell slot or just ran out of creamer, this mug is here to remind you: emotional damage is still on-brand.
Crafted from sturdy ceramic and dishwasher/microwave safe, it's perfect for hot brews, salty tears, or both. Choose 11oz for quick sips or 15oz when you're rolling with disadvantage.
 
Because failure is inevitable—but caffeine is a choice.