“Definitely not poison… [probably].”
Level up your drinkware with the Alchemist’s Assurance Elixir Jar—a larger, sleeker upgrade for anyone who likes their potions strong and their labels suspicious. With colorful potion bottles circling the glass and a cheeky disclaimer printed right across the front, this jar is the perfect companion for your chaotic caffeine rituals.
🧃 16 oz potion-style jar – bigger capacity, clear glass, no handle (sleek & travel-ready)
🧪 Decorated with vibrant potion bottle graphics in magical hues (safe…ish)
😏 Playful text in fantasy font to delight party guests, confuse coworkers, or unnerve NPCs
🌿 Bamboo lid + reusable straw included (eco-friendly, alchemy-approved)
🧼 Hand wash only—because true artifacts demand a little extra care
🎁 Makes a wickedly fun gift for potion-masters, necro-baristas, or bardic bartenders
 
Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, herbal tea, or something more experimental, this jar says: Trust me. I’m probably safe.
A Note from the Tavern:
Our beloved Alchemist's Assurance Mason Jar Mug has officially retired from the adventuring party. (Turns out, international tariffs are the real dungeon boss. 💸🐉)


But worry not, adventurers—this new Alchemist’s Elixir Jar is bigger, clearer, and far more magical. Think of it as a quest reward upgrade straight from the alchemist’s shelf. Your brews stay bold, your loot stays legendary.